sarcasticallykayla:

What does her shirt say? Junior Jews?

theponybologna:

My little Kony…

theponybologna:

My little Kony…

I wish humans got cutie marks):

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cannedmuffins:

vvelvvet:

yepperoni:

do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 

so calm as they get doused 

…Dear god…

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yagazieemezi:

eu-moro-de-baixo-de-sua-cama:

Best thing to grace my tumblr.

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heyfunniest:

The first thing that I thought of when I saw this was that episode where the grown ass prisoners dressed up as the powerpuff girls to escape jail

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heyfunniest:

The first thing that I thought of when I saw this was that episode where the grown ass prisoners dressed up as the powerpuff girls to escape jail

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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

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